Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can’t grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his…

Brian Hooks plays a character who is just released from jail. And the state adopts a “3 strikes” rule for felons that involves serious penalties. Hooks has 2 strikes, and…

When a greedy bear steals a magic stone to keep the forest’s water for himself, a brave hedgehog and a timid squirrel must work together to retrieve it.

When a heartbroken scientist moves back home to start over, her scheming brother hires a handsome stranger to convince her to sell their land.

Business partners Frank and Josh go bankrupt after their dot-com start-up collapses before it goes online. Frank, a bachelor and broke, reluctantly moves back home to live with his parents…

Didier Travolta is a 40-year-old disco music fan who has no job, lives with his mother, and has a son he hasn’t seen for a while. The mother of his…

Desperate to win an award, a producer hires real supernatural monsters to act in his horror film — but their fee may not be the bargain he thinks it is.

Young man has his dreams come true when the sexy new maid seduces him. But she also has a secret that leads to trouble.

With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of…

Molly Mahoney is the awkward and insecure manager of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium—the strangest, most fantastic and most wonderful toy store in the world. After Mr. Magorium bequeaths the store…

A bounty hunter helps out the wife of a bail-jumper after her child is kidnapped by neo-Nazi types.

A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.